You"re so dumb if...

- Spent a decade on the leading edge of drug experimentation

- Still boots to DOS

- Still sending messages with his secret decoder ring

- Still traumatized from the forest fire in "Bambi"

- Stuck on the down escalator of life

- Stumped by anything child-proof

- Subtle as a well-thrown brick

- Suffers from Clue Deficit Disorder

- Surfing in Nebraska

- Switch is on, but no one"s receiving

- Takes 1.5 hours to watch "60 Minutes"

- Takes an hour to cook minute rice

Still comeing here to read something new...hehehe! d:  z